An EGGcellent Product

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you, what you have all been waiting for, the most innovative invention in egg-cookery since the microwave egg poacher, the one, the only, the EGG CUBER!

http://www.thekitchenstore.com/eggcuber.html

Now here I run into a problem. This item has absolutely no practical use. It does not cook or cut the egg. Does nothing for the flavor. This is an item which the only excuse to give to a cashier for is a child's birthday party. But the quirky consumer in me thinks this is the coolest way to blow $3 since fake tattoo vending machines.

I can come up with TONS of things to do with this. Square egg slices are great for salads, for topping your potato salad, for layering on... sandwiches... and just eating straight. After Easter morning you can cube all your eggs and build stuff! Pyramids and castles!

Ok, so, that said, at least it's cheap. My apologies for the childish tangent, but really now, a cube shaped egg?! What will they think of next?

Cheers!